Birthday Jokes | Hilarious Happy Birthday One-Liners

Last modified: December 29, 2018

You wake up, the reminders are flashing on screens, you realize it’s the birthday of someone you care about, but the time is so little that you wish you could say everything in a sentence, just like I did.

That’s when you need to send the short wish that will save you time until you buy that last-minute birthday gift you meant to get for them, a wish in a single sentence, just like I did. Fear not, pick one of our original happy birthday one-liners and share, just like one does. 😉

Happy Birthday One-Liners for Friends

My dearest friend, I wish you all the prosperity, good health and good fortune in the world all the days of your extraordinary life.
May all the days of your existence be hundred times brighter than the sun, starting from your Big Day.
It sucks you are not a national hero else your birthday would have been a public holiday!

I hope that this brand new chapter of your life will be your greatest so far.
Out of the millions celebrating their birthdays today, none is as wonderful as you are.
May our friendship have no end just like a circle has no end.
Too many birthdays will kill you, however enjoy this one, my dear!
My birthday prayer for you is that you’ll never experience the misfortune of having as many enemies as Donald Trump.
Happy birthday from the most amazing person in the world.
Your youth might have just kissed you goodbye, but don’t worry, for there’s more to life than being youthful.
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Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Sister

Your smile as beautiful as the sun rays, so don’t ever stop smiling.
Wishing you the most exciting and fun filled birthday ever.
Dear sister, always remember that old age is 20 years older than you are.

When I think of the world’s most amazing sister, no one comes to my mind except you.
You will have this age just once in your life, so celebrate it in grand style.
On celebrating the day you decorated our lives and the world at large with your birth, I wish that you will be surrounded with peace and love throughout your stay here on earth.
Dearest sister, the year you start lying about your age has finally arrived.
Happy birthday to one of the oldest women of the 21st century!
So far, this is the oldest my beloved sister has ever been, so I’m buying a cake.
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The year you start lying about your age has finally arrived. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Brother

You are the only reason why the sun is up today, so make the best out of this wonderful day.
On your birthday, I pray that God will make all your friends fatter so that you may look thinner and hotter around them.
May you begin to run in the lanes of happiness throughout your life starting from today.
There’s no living or non-living thing in the entire universe that can ever take your place in my heart.
Being blessed with a brother like you is more valuable to me than being blessed with all the riches of the universe.
You know you are aging when you start receiving birthday message and cards from your chiropractor.
Brother, may good fortune smile on you and rule over your world until the end of time.
I hope God provides you with all the essential tools needed to navigate life as an Old Timer, which you have just become.
Dear brother, since you are not cheese, don’t worry about the fact that you have grown older today.

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Happy Birthday to my beloved mom. I love you so!

Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Mom

Mom, as you blow the candles and cut the cake, know that you are the greatest mother in this world.
Wishing a fabulous birthday to my dearest mother who is excellent at filling my soul with sunshine.
Dear mom, you shall forever be the light in my world.
It is my wish that every moment of your life comes with smiles and new hopes.
You are heavenly, and I hope your birthday is happier than paradise.
Such a wonderful mother like you is as rare to find as a desert rose.
On your birthday, you deserve to be the happiest woman on earth for being the best mother ever.
Happy birthday to a mother who would never know how important she is to my heart.
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Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Dad

Today is your special day, so leave behind every worry and make it more wonderful than the universe and brighter than the sun.
It is my wish that life takes you on a wonderful journey filled with prosperous and happy moments.
Happy birthday to the father with the most loving heart in the universe.
May the dreams you have for yourself and your family become a reality beginning from this birthday of yours.

Happy Birthday to you.

I would want to be your son/daughter a thousand and one times if I were sent to this world a thousand times because you are so phenomenal.

In addition to wishing you a happy birthday, I also want to make you know that I am forever thankful to you for being the backbone of my success and happiness.
May your anniversary be as special and blessed as your life.
If I owned the universe, I would give it all to you for always being there to wipe away my tears and put a smile on my face.
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Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Love

No language on Earth can be used to explain exactly how your phenomenal love makes me feel.

Babe, it is my wish that you have a birthday fit for a king/queen because you are the king/queen of my heart.
Your anniversary gives me the perfect opportunity to tell you how grateful I am for all the things you do to brighten every moment of my life.
Never stop smiling else my world would be in total darkness.
God created this world in six days and on the seventh He created you to bring me joy.
The mountains may tremble and the seas may dry, but my love for you will never change because in you I see nothing but my life.

Wishing the love of my life a most wonderful birthday, hoping our days become brighter and brighter as time goes by.
Babe, I guess you thought growing old wouldn’t happen as fast as this!
Now that you have reached an age where you have finally gotten your head together, sweetheart, I hope your body doesn’t start falling apart.
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Happy Birthday. Love you babe.

Happy Birthday One-Liners for your Ex

Happy anniversary to the man/woman who made my days sunnier than the sun.

May you keep shining that special light within your heart that illuminated my world when we were together.
On your Big Day, it’s my hope that someday you’d find someone who will cherish you as much as I do.
May you find true happiness on every step of your journey in life.
Though I can’t be the one beside you to celebrate this wonderful moment of your life, I wish you have as much fun as we used to have together.
As you mark your special day, I want you to know that it was my dream to grow old with you and make you happy.
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