Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband

36 Funny Anniversary Wishes to Make Your Husband Laugh

Looking for funny anniversary wishes for your husband? Well done! Are you having a hard time finding the perfect words to make him laugh on your special day? Our collection of original wishes and messages will come in handy!

Funny Anniversary Wishes for your Husband

  • Happy anniversary! I’m surprised you haven’t run away yet!
  • Another year together, and you’re still my favorite person to annoy.
  • Happy anniversary to the man who still looks at me the same way he looks at his remote control.
  • They say marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.
  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, personal chef, and personal comedian all these years.
  • I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
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  • Congrats on surviving another year of my crazy!
  • If we were socks, we’d be a perfect match. Happy anniversary, my favorite pair!
  • Happy anniversary to my partner in crime and in trying new recipes.
  • Marriage is like a deck of cards; in the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
  • You’re the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the sarcasm to my jokes.
  • Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for your Husband

  • Happy wedding anniversary! Who knew we’d still be married and still somewhat sane?
  • We’ve been married so long, I think I deserve a lifetime achievement award.
  • Another year of wondering how I managed to trick you into marrying me!
  • Happy anniversary to the only person who understands my level of weird.
  • Let’s celebrate the fact that we’ve kept each other sane and out of jail for another year.
  • Thanks for being my unpaid handyman and personal chef all these years.
  • Happy anniversary! I’m still crazy in love with you, but also just plain crazy.
  • I love you more than I love binge-watching our favorite shows.
  • Congrats on surviving another year of my snoring!
  • Here’s to another year of bad jokes and good times.
  • You’re the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy anniversary!
  • Cheers to the best decision I ever made: marrying you… and the wine we’re drinking to celebrate!

Sweet and Witty Anniversary Wishes for Your Husband

  • Happy anniversary! You’re still the best decision I’ve ever made.
  • I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.
  • Happy anniversary to the only person I want to share my snacks with.
  • You’re my favorite person to do everything with, including absolutely nothing.
  • Even after all this time, you still give me butterflies… and sometimes a headache.
  • Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane.
  • I’m so glad you’re my husband. You’re the only one who can handle my crazy.
  • You’re my lobster, my person, my everything. Happy anniversary!
  • We’re a perfect match, like peanut butter and jelly, or Netflix and binge-watching.
  • Happy anniversary to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat.
  • Thanks for being my rock, my best friend, and my partner in crime.
  • Here’s to another year of loving you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

Enjoy these funny and heartfelt wishes to make your husband smile on your special day!

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Elias Malassidis

Elias's tendency to storytelling could have been a hereditary thing, but his love for everything urban, for all things modern, and for the answer to the question 'why' all led him to his personal quest for self-fulfillment.

He has been a leading member of the team behind Birthday Wishes Expert, and has served as the chief editor on the website.

He is an avid traveller, a film director, and a recording artist under the moniker El Buho.

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