30 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for your Cousin
Cousins are family members we have grown up with and also are like siblings to us. On their special day, they deserve to know we care about them, so sharing a message can be great. These funny happy birthday wishes for your cousin will help you send the most hilarious words or images.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for your Cousin, that Great Guy
- Best wishes, cousin! It’s hard to believe that you’re a hundred!
- When I look at you, I don’t see a cousin. I see a grandpa! Best wishes, old guy!
- On this day, cousin, I know that you have questions. Like, where is the Icyhot? Is my social security going to kick in? Here’s hoping those questions are answered!
- Wishing the ancient one a Happy Birthday! Enjoy celebrating your many years, cousin!
- On the year you were born, cousin, the first plane flew! That must have really been something!
- Today is your birthday, cousin! I hope no one else knows your real age!
- On your big day, cousin, people will tell you not to worry; that you should be carefree. Those people are wrong! At your age, you really should worry and care a lot! It’s time to panic!
- To my cousin, who is very old: May the aches you have not be so bad, this year! Take it easy, old man!
- Wishing you the best, cousin! You now have an official title: Old Man Time! Enjoy it!
- Today is your birthday, cousin! The day that time originally started! Congratulations on being at the beginning of things!
- In life, there are staggering numbers: the population of a city and your age! Have an overwhelming birthday, cousin!
- Have fun on your special day, cousin! Lucky for you that my good looks run in the family.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for your Cousin, that Girl You Love
- Happy birthday to you, from Grandma’s favorite grandchild!
- On your birthday, my loved cousin, know that there is no one older than you! Seriously, your age is pretty high up there!
- Have an amazing birthday, cousin! Given all of the secrets we have kept from our childhood, we should have won a few Emmy Awards by now.
- Wishing you a day of light traffic, good parking spaces, and co-workers who actually do their job. It sure was worth fighting to get that manager job, huh?
- “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Better be. Better be who? Better be prepared for some fun tonight!” Happy birthday to my favorite cousin!
- Happy Birthday to my dear cousin! You can’t fool me! I know how old you really are!
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to realize you’re old and turning forty-two. Happy birthday to the funniest cousin I know!
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m having trouble fitting all of the candles on your cake; it’s true. Happy birthday, cuz!
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