It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and the trolling alarm goes off for everyone who wants to tease the true lovers of this season’s holiday. Whether you are up for an early joke for Christmas wishing or add your own touch and support those who absolutely (and inexplicably) hate this celebration , you’re free to share any one of the Christmas memes we’ve made for you on social media or elsewhere.
Go through our original collection of the most hilarious Christmas memes on the web and have a happy holiday. And, you know what they say: if you can’t beat them, join them (preferably under the mistletoe).
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Christmas Eve memes
Let’s all make it a Christmas to remember.
You better not pout. I’m telling you why.
Brace yourselves. ‘Tis the season to be jolly!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Please, don’t tell Santa.
Carols are coming.
Dashing through the…. hell, no.
I ain’t no Lenny but what I need is for you to believe in me.
What’s so warm about Christmas?
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Just chillin’ till Christmas.
Make them stop blinking.
My Christmas pie is proof that miracles do happen.
My snowman is real dope.
Silent night, Holy shit, I pissed my pants.
This year’s snowman that my dietician never saw.
We swear we won’t eat the goldfish again.
Find 3 mistakes and peace on earth.
What do you mean “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Christmas music Memes
When will Christmas music stop? Next year.
Too early for Christmas music
Jingle all the way.
I don’t mean to sound completely ungrateful but could we not listen to Mariah Carey?
Christmas Shopping memes
Done some Christmas shopping and thinking of shooting this sequel: How the Grinch was robbed at Christmas.
Endless Exhausting Shopping Days Until Christmas
Get out of my way – Jesus is being born soon.
I love Christmas, I love Christmas shopping.
Live this Christmas as if it were your last one.
Mission: decorate everything – Christmas is on the way.
There’s one more gift I haven’t bought for Christmas.
Who let the cats out for Christmas shopping?
Who put turkey on my vegan Christmas shopping list?
Get in Santa, We re Going Shopping.
Mariah Carey Christmas Memes
After having *you* all these years, you might not be all I want for Christmas after all
All I hope for Christmas is that it’s through.
Did you see a snowflake falling? Here I come.
Halloween ends, Mariah Carey rises from the dead.
I know I’ve had this since Halloween, but I know what these strange noises are: It’s Mariah Carey.
If you work in retail, I officially apologize for November and December.
Jesus is our savior and Christmas is the reminder. Mariah Carey and shopping.
Let’s make some body space ’cause all I want for Christmas is food.
Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas is you. Are you feeling lucky, punk?
Baby Yoda Christmas Memes
A very Merry Christmas I wish you.
All the time in the world / December 26th.
Dad and I, gloriously celebrating this Xmas.
Is you All I want for Christmas.
Merry Christmas even though it’s still November.
Peace… That was not very Christmassy.
Santa Claus will bring me everything I need every Christmas / Finding out.
Ugly Christmas Sweater memes
Is this my grandson wearing my sweater at the ugly sweater party?
Last Christmas I gave you a sweater from my heart.
This Xmas be fabulous no matter what.
Own it! This Christmas belongs to taste.
What do you mean ‘ugly Christmas sweater party’?
We wish you a merry Christmas and that’s pretty much it.
Christmas Vacation memes
Your face when you realize it’s only some days to Christmas.
The moment you realize Christmas brings a new working year.
They said it would be much much safer to stay home this Christmas.
This Christmas, Lord Have Mercy on our Stomachs.
You might want to call this Christmas vacation ‘real nice’.
Die Hard Christmas memes
Come out to the Christmas family dinner, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…
Why don’t you take THIS wish under consideration, Santa?
I am going to count to three. Then the Christmas turkey must be in front of me.
Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?
Grumpy Christmas Cat Memes
All I want for Christmas is something else.
’tis the season to be grumpy (falalalalalalala)
Let it snow, let it snow, make it stop.
Christmas decorations already.
It’s beginning to SMELL a lot like Christmas.
All I Want for Christmas Memes
All I Want for Christmas is view.
All I Want for Christmas is food.
All I Want for Christmas is mercy.
All I Want for Christmas is YOU.
All I Want for Christmas is YOU.
All I Want for Christmas is soup.
All I want for Christmas is… enough already.
Beautiful Merry Christmas memes
Merry Xmas.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas and a New Year!
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Yiannis Kalliantas (He/Him) has worked for more than 15 years in the hotel industry, organizing all kinds of social events like birthday parties and wedding receptions.
He has been one of the top contributors on Birthday Wishes Expert since the launching of the site. Yiannis has curated hundreds of articles and he is committed to the mission of our site to helping people from all around the world find the right birthday wish on every occasion.
He has an MBA in Tourism, and is an avid city photographer. His recent work on street photography in Athens, Greece can be found on his website IWalkAthens.com .
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