The Best Birthday Wishes for my Sister
Our sisters are the siblings that will take care of us and will probably teach us a lot about beauty itself. Whether it’s the older sister that (used to think that she) was responsible for your upbringing in your childhood, or the younger sister that (you thought that) used to make a mess no matter what, they deserve their best on their birthday.
This new collection of original birthday messages for your sister is full of teasing, sarcastic, conspiratory, naughty quotes to send her on her special day. Share in any way you’d like and wish your sister the best!
Best Birthday Wishes from a Brother to a Younger Sister
- Another day has just arrived when I have to behave and not eat your cake. So be it, happy birthday, sis!
- Happy Birthday from your brother who loves you, cares for you and would never lie to you. Although, occasionally, I ask mom and dad to tell you that YOU’RE their favorite child! #haha
- You’re the pain in the ass and the painkiller in a combo. You’re the only one crazier than me, but also the one to call when in need. Happy Birthday, love ya!
Best Birthday Wishes from a Brother to my Older Sister
- Happy Birthday! Let me congratulate you once more on having the bestest and most handsome brother. #whatmodesty
- Science has improved so much that they say now older sisters can even see their younger brothers as real adults! Happy Birthday, miracle of science!
- The ingredients for a perfect childhood are: small secrets, big laughs, small tears, big joys and the sweetest sister in the neighborhood. Happy Birthday, sis!
- Sometimes, I know I can become as annoying as it gets, but I want you to know that’s when I love you most! Have a great birthday, sis!
Best Birthday Wishes from a Sister to my Younger Sister
- Happy Birthday to the sweetest headache in the photos of my Instagram feed. Socially yours, sis.
- Happy Birthday, sis! I’ll always love and protect you – it was in the job description. <3
- Best wishes on your special day from the person who actually taught you how to be fabulous. Happy birthday!
- You know you can always count on me to catch you when you fall. Just don’t ever expect me not to laugh first! Happy Birthday, wishing you the best!
Best Birthday Wishes from a Sister to my Older Sister
- There as many reasons to love you as the clothes you let me wear because they’re too small for you now. Happy Birthday from your previous size.
- You know good girls sit tight and behave themselves… so let’s go out and get wasted! Happy Birthday, you naughty drinking buddy!
- Happy birthday to my sister who does not want to be called old, yet wants to be respected for having a strand of grey hair in her hair.
- Happy birthday to my sweet sister. I think it is about time you began lying about your age because you are chasing death so fast.
- Dear sister, don’t feel too bad about getting old. At least one of the advantages of old age is that it comes with more wisdom. Happy birthday, dear wise one.
Best Funny Messages for Younger Sister
- Hey sister, I hope you can blow out all the candles on your birthday cake without passing out. Well, don’t worry I have called the ambulance just in case. Happy birthday and have a wonderful day.
- Happy birthday to my little sister who has been a wonderful combination of a hero and a villain over the years. Enjoy your day, my sweet villain/hero.
- Happy birthday to a sister whom I love to death despite her being somewhat of a pan in the a**. Have a pain-in-the-a**-free day.
- Happy birthday to you sister. Many years of covering up for you hasn’t been an easy job. I hope you are ready to give me half of the gifts you receive on your birthday or I call it quit.
- Happy birthday to my lil sis. Your birthday is the last thing I ever wanted in my broke state. But broke or not, today you shall be a wildlife advocate by having a wild party.
- Wishing a happy birthday, sister. Thank you for constantly making everyone in the house go bananas. I think dad and mom should have named you ‘Banana’. Enjoy your day.
- Today is your birthday, sweet sister, and that means you get the unique opportunity to blow out candles on your cake and watch in glee as people obliviously eat the bacteria-flavored cake.
Best Funny Wishes for my Older Sister
- Happy birthday, big sis. Looking at the forest of candles on your birthday cake, I think the only way we can blow them out will be by the aid of a gargantuan fire extinguisher. Have a great day.
- May I offer you some few words of advice, sister? Savor the joy in having all your teeth intact because pretty soon this is going to be a fond memory. Happy birthday and have a lot of fun.
- Happy birthday, lovely sister. You look young but you act like an old lady. Wishing you more years of happiness and prosperity.
- Happy birthday to a sister who is aging so gracefully because she is blessed with a younger sister/brother like me who didn’t trouble her enough. You’re welcome, Sis.
- Dear sister, I was about envying you for all the attention and gifts you are getting today until I remembered that the package also comes with some wrinkles on the face. Happy birthday.
- Don’t worry about getting older today. You can still be young. All you need to do is lie about your age when someone asks. Happy birthday.
- It is official! You are the coolest old person in the world! Enjoy your Big Day, you old and cool one.
- Happy birthday, Sis. Another year of buzzing my ears with what to do and what not to do. However, today it is my turn. Have a wonderful birthday!
Sweet Birthday Wishes for Younger Sister
- May your new age bring you bring you closer to living the life that you always dreamed of living. Happy birthday.
- As you celebrate your birthday, may your life be a million times better than you ever imagined. Stay blessed.
- Happy birthday to the most adorable sister in the world. On this day, I want to let you know that you’ll never have to face life alone. I promise to always be by your side through thick and thin.
- We may have fought and argued many a time but you are still one of the reasons I love being alive. Simply put, I’m lucky to have you in my life. Happy birthday, sweet sister.
- Dear, you have been so wonderful to me that I can’t remember a day that I woke up without feeling blessed to have you in my life. Thank you for everything. Enjoy your day.
- Sis, as you blow out the candles on your cake, may God never stop putting happiness in your heart of gold. Have an exceptionally phenomenal birthday celebration.
- You may have not be perfect, sister, but who needs a perfect sister. I love everything about, and your imperfections are no exception. Happy birthday, and have a fabulous day.
Sweet Messages for my Older Sister
- Dear sister, you have given me the most precious memories of my childhood with your love and kindness. May your birthday be full of amazing moments. Happy birthday.
- Wishing my wonderful sister a fabulously happy birthday celebration. Dear sister, thank you for being a loving and caring sister and friend to me. May you always have a smile on your face.
- Thank you for all the years of matchless kindness and love that you have shown me. How incomplete my life would have been without an incredible sister like you. You mean so much to me. I hope your day is as beautiful as the sunshine. Happy birthday.
- Sisters are God’s blessings to mankind. I am grateful I was gifted with a wonderful one like you. My love for you is always and forever. Happy birthday.
- Every day, I count myself among the luckiest people in the world because I have a sister who constantly brings happiness into my life. Happy birthday, dear sister.
- Not everyone in the world is blessed to have a wonderful sister like you. Today is your Big Day, and I know it is going to be as gorgeous and wonderful as you are. Happy birthday.
- I promise to keep doing everything within my power to ensure that you have happiness in your heart and a smile on your face every blessed day because you mean the world to me. Have a marvelous birthday celebration today. I love you.