A Great and Hilarious Tribute to your Sis! | Funny Birthday Wishes for your Sister
It’s a person that you really care about but often gets on your nerves. She’s admittedly adorable, but you wonder if you were trying a bit too hard during some of your childhood pillow fights. You would never let anyone hurt her, and then sometimes you simply feel like pulling her hair off. But, hey, that’s just a manner of speaking: it’s your sister, and sisters are forever, and you love and protect her, right?
This great collection of funny birthday wishes for your dear sister will initially make you laugh with the idea of her reading them, and will then probably bring her more laughs on her special day! Pick your favorite one and share it with her. Presents might follow, memories will definitely come back on a day like this, but a big birthday laugh is perfect for now.
- 1 Funny Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 2 Funny 16th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 3 Funny 20th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 4 Funny 30th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 5 Funny 40th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 6 Funny 50th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- 7 Happy Birthday Memes for your Sister
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Funny Birthday Messages for your Sister
- Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
- Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend! #mostofthetimes
- I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!
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- Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
- “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
- Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!
- Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛
- Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
- Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…
- To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!
- I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!
- I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!
- Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!
- Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!
- I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
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- Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
- Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!
- I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
- Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!
- Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is waiting!
- Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a friendship, isn’t it?
- Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!
- To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!
- You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!
- I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!
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- God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!
- If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!
- I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s sentences and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?
- Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for!
- You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!
Funny 16th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- Happy 16th birthday. May God help you forget about your problems in life like you forgot the things you learned for your exams.
- Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister.
- Happy birthday. I’m sorry once again for not accompanying this with a gift.
- Wishing you a fabulous 16th birthday. Please don’t get pregnant, for I’m too young to become an uncle/aunt.
- Happy 16th, dear sister. May your weekends be long and your weekdays short. May you never annoy Mom to the point where she thinks of eating you up. Happy birthday.
- Happy sweet sixteen, dear sister. Today makes you approximately 192 months old. My prayer for you on this day is that you never experience teen pregnancy because I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too pleased to become grandparents. Happy birthday.
- Happy 16th birthday. Today, I want to congratulate you for two things. The first is for turning 16 and the second is for not becoming a teenage mother. Enjoy your day.
- Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!
Funny 20th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- May your holidays be long and your work days be short. Enjoy every moment of being 20.
- As you celebrate your 20th birthday, I just want to congratulate you on successful beating teen pregnancy!
- May you never be called ugly in your life. And if you ever encounter the misfortune to be called ugly, may God give you the strength to come up with the legendary comeback “I’m not a mirror”. Happy birthday.
- They say all you need in this life is love, and for that reason all I am sending you for your Big Day is my love, instead of some fancy present. I’m I not the best brother/sister in the whole wide world?! Happy 20th, dear sister.
- What an interesting age you have gotten to. You are no longer a teenager, and yet you aren’t old enough to enjoy a good drink. Happy 20th birthday.
- Hi Hip Hooray! My wonderful sister is finally in her twenties! Even if you haven’t achieved anything in life, you should be proud that you successfully avoided becoming a teenage mom. That’s some substantial achievement. Now, let the party begin!
- Today is your special day. So you shall sit back, relax and have some beer. Oh wait, you still haven’t reached the age where you can enjoy a drink. Happy 20th.
Funny 30th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- On your 30th birthday celebration, I pray that God will give you a big bank account and a very slim body. Happy birthday.
- Dear sister, I was trying to send you something wonderful on your birthday through the post, but I couldn’t fit into the mailbox. Happy 30th!
- Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th.
- Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same.
- Don’t worry about turning 30 today. In the world of Scrabble, 30 is only just 12. Happy birthday.
Funny 40th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- No, you are not 40! What you really are is a 20-year-old with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday.
- I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same.
- So you finally hit 40, dear sister. Hmm… I’d be forever grateful to you for turning 40 before me. Happy birthday.
- Happy 40th. I was about calling the fire department in panic until I realized it was just your 40th birthday cake. Happy birthday.
- Happy 40th birthday. Everything about your Big Day today is perfect. The only problem is that your cake isn’t large enough to accommodate all your candles.
- Lucky you, sister. Since you are not a banana, you get better and better the older you become. Happy 40th birthday.
- My dear sister, don’t mind all those losers who insist on calling you old. You’re not old, you’re just vintage. Happy 40th birthday, my beloved vintage sister.
- As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday.
- Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!
Funny 50th Birthday Messages for your Sister
- Did you know that today makes you half a century old? Happy birthday, my half-a-century-old sister.
- Not everyone is blessed with the opportunity of looking this awesome at the age of 50. Cheers at 50, dear sister.
- Happy 50th birthday, dear sister. If you were in a band, the band’s name would be “The Wrinklies”.
- Yay! You finally made the Big 50! Did you know that today makes you over a billion and a half seconds old!? Happy 50th birthday.
- Yay! Look who’s all grown up and getting ready to start using a walking stick. Congratulations on being 600 months old today. Happy 50th.
- Holy s*** you are 50 already! Sis, I think we should keep this celebration on the down low.
- I was about making an age-related joke, but stopped when I considered your age. So all I’m going to say is have a fabulous day.
- Happy 50th birthday. While 50 years might sound pretty old, it doesn’t really sound bad when you think of the fact that you are only just 5 decades old. Enjoy your day to the max, you 5-decade-old lady.
- I can’t believe that you are 50 and still looking so stunning. I bet your enemies never in their wildest imaginations thought you’d still be looking this good at 50. Kinda feel sorry for them!
- Wishing a ridiculously brilliant birthday to the hottest 50-year-old I know. If the world were to organize a contest for the hottest 50-year-old in the universe, you’d surely go home with the crown. Happy birthday.
- Dear sis, I might smile and wish you a happy birthday today, but deep down in me I’m green with envy wondering how you still keep looking awesome at this age.
- 50 years is no small age. To many, you are old. But whenever you feel down about your age, take a moment and consider how the 100-year-old woman would be feeling right about now and take solace in that. Happy birthday.
- Don’t worry about becoming older today. You can always drastically cut down your age. If many footballers around the world do that, what stops you from doing that too? Happy 50th birthday!
- Oh no… no… not the BIG 50! Keep Calm and Happy Birthday!
- Sis, you’re a perfect example of what a perfect 50-year-old should look like. May you keep breaking the hearts of your enemies with your good looks. Happy birthday.
- Wishing a fabulous woman who just turned 50 years an absolutely fabulous birthday celebration. You are never too old to rock & roll, dear sister.
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