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Funny Facebook Birthday Status for my Best Friend
- You don’t want to grow old, @[Name]? Then don’t be born! Happy birthday!
- On your birthday, may your ambition to succeed in life be as strong as North Korea’s nuclear ambitions. Have a blast, @[Name]!
- If [Name]is still young to remember that today is his/her birthday, then I wish him/her one heck of a fantastic birthday celebration!
- @[Name], I can’t believe you are celebrating yet another birthday. Wasn’t it just yesterday you celebrated one?! Have you considered specializing in something else besides aging?
- Happy birthday to [Name], who is a truly magnificent person! The world would certainly have been devoid of the sunshine he/she brings had God not made him/her the strongest sperm!
- Happy birthday! @[Name, I hope your Facebook wall is strong enough to withstand the avalanche of birthday wishes coming. Good luck.
- Happy birthday, my dearest @[Name]. You see, I’m a diplomat because I always remember your birthday, but not your age.
- Happy birthday! At your age, @[Name], I am hundred percent confident that you are old enough to remember how life was like in a world that had no Google and social media.
- Thanks to Facebook, nothing shall ever stop me from remembering [Name’s] birthday! @[Name], did you know that too many of these anniversaries will kill you?!
Inspirational Birthday Status for my Best Friend on Facebook
- Since time immemorial, a positive attitude has always attracted positive things, and today is no exception. [Name], as we celebrate your Big Day, I need you to know that good things will forever follow you as long as you keep being positive in everything you do. Have a great one!
- Never stop believing in yourself, @[Name], for you are made of greatness. Happy birthday.
- [Name], is, without question, one of the most inspirational figures I have encountered. On this great occasion of his/her birthday, I’d like to remind him/her that he/she is a shining star, who makes a great difference in the lives of many.
- Only a few people in our lives have the ability to make us find beauty, even in the ugliest of situations. [Name] is one of such people. As we celebrate you today, @[Name], I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being such a phenomenal addition to my life.
- Whenever you find yourself feeling down, [Name], think of the fact that God felt the world wouldn’t be complete without you, and that is why He created you. You’re special. Never forget that. Happy birthday.
- @[Name],do you know why erasers exist? It is because nobody in this world is perfect. Have a fantastic birthday!
- While it is good to never give up on our dreams, we should never let the pursuit of these dreams make us forget the things we have already been blessed with. As we honor [Name] on his/her Big Day, words can’t express how glad I am to have him/her in my life!
Facebook Birthday Status (for my own birthday)
- Today is my birthday, and by Jove, I shall do whatever makes my soul happy, and that includes partying all night long! I hope I have the most beautiful birthday ever!
- On this great day, a great man/woman made his/her entry into this world. Happy birthday to me.
- Happy birthday to me! What a blessing it is to be alive, healthy, happy and surrounded by wonderful friends.
- Happy birthday to the world’s most wonderful person born on this day! Yes, that’s me!
- It’s official, I’m a year older today! There’s no gift as priceless as the treasure of celebrating another wonderful year in my life.
- Another year older, another excellent reason to count my blessings. I hope my special day is filled to the brim with the guiltiest forms of pleasures.
- I hope every millisecond of my birthday will fill my soul with heavenly bliss – and may this extraordinary joy accompany me all the days of my life.
- Today, as I celebrate the day I arrived into this world, I thank God from the depths of my heart for allowing the years to be kind and friendly to me.
Self-sarcastic Facebook Birthday Status
- On my birthday, may I be blessed with all the dope in the world. Sorry I meant hope. Happy birthday to me!
- If all the candles on my cake could be transformed into cash, I’d certainly be a very wealthy person. Happy birthday to me!
- Dear God, I’m not going to ask much from you on my birthday. All I ask is that you bless me with a very fat bank account and a six pack.
- Buddha said we become what we think, and that is why I am thinking of becoming a billionaire on my birthday. If I wake up tomorrow and I’m still broke, I’d really be pissed at a certain sage from a really ancient century!
- Since I’m not a banana, I have absolutely nothing to be worried about getting older. Happy birthday to me!
- They say age is all in the mind. I wish someone could tell that to my body. Happy birthday to myself all the same!
- I may be aging, but I certainly take comfort in the fact that at least I’m still alive. Happy birthday to me.
- Of the millions and millions of people all over the world who celebrate their birthday with me today, there’s no doubt in my mind that I’m the coolest. Heck, I’m so cool, I make Kanye West look uncool!
- In honor of my birthday, I bought a fire extinguisher, which I have placed near my cake. Now the celebrations can safely begin! Happy birthday.
- How can you tell you’re aging? All you need to do is visit an antique auction. If anyone bids on you, then you’re certainly old. Today, on my birthday, I put the experiment to the test and visited an antique auction. Guess what?! Everyone wanted a piece of me! Dang!
- I really think I should start taking it easy on the birthdays, for too many will kill me!
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