A Laugh for Breakfast | 120+ Funny Good Morning Messages

It’s never too early for a smile. Sure, if you are not the morning kind, we’ll let you have a sip of that coffee, then another, then finish of the whole cup, but then what reason do you have not to start the day off with a laugh?

Well, in no case would we like to push you, but if you combine these two proverbs, you’ll see how important morning laughing is: Greeks say “The start is the half of everything” and a Jewish proverb claims that “As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul”. Think about it, there must probably not be anything more refreshing and healthy than a laugh for breakfast. Share these funny good morning messages and images, and spread this healthy way of saying “Good morning, world!”

Funny Good Morning Texts for Friends

  • Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
  • Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!
  • As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
  • Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!
  • Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!
  • Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to.
  • Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap!
  • Sending you a Good Morning message, knowing it won’t reach you, until the afternoon! Have a good day, friend!
  • Friend, someday you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep!
  • Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!
Let me Finish my Coffee First and nobody gets hurt. Have a Good Morning!
Let me Finish my Coffee First and nobody gets hurt. Have a Good Morning!
  • Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!
  • Good Morning to a friend who does not know when to quit, mainly because he never starts! Have a restful day!
  • Good Morning to my friend! Here is to forgetting about responsibilities and relaxing, all day! You know, the same thing that you do, every day!
  • Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!
  • You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a Good Morning afterwards!
  • [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > SNOOZE, MAN, is this alarm clock stubborn or what? Good Morning, anyway…
  • Good Morning to the only friend I have who likes getting up in the morning! Have a good day, weirdo!
  • It’s a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!
Snooze, please!
Snooze, please!
  • Good morning to a friend who knows me to the core, yet for some reason still sticks around. Here’s to another day full of laughter and fun!
  • Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Your friend! My friend who? Your friend who needs a key so I can drag you out of bed in the morning, sleepy head!
  • Ugh, is it morning? Not again! It’s almost as if the moon comes out to let us just wink instead of getting a full night’s sleep.
  • I am not sure what I’m doing up this early, but I don’t deserve to suffer through this alone. It’s pretty much torture. So… good morning, buddy!
  • Good morning, wild and crazy friends! Grab your coffee and let the busy day begin!
Good morning. We'll see how the rest of the day goes.
Good morning. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes.
  • You know you’re a mom when your mornings begin with a little kid’s legs kicking you in the face instead of hearing your soft alarm clock. Worth it? Definitely. Good morning, friend!
  • Let’s face it. The worst part of waking up is actually having to wake up. Here’s to you as you suffer through that struggle. Good morning!
  • Good morning! Don’t let the exhausted look on my face deter you from waking up yourself. We can make it through this together.


  • Good morning! Wake up! It’s time to take a big drink from your coffee cup!
  • Good morning! Open your mouth wide! I will just go ahead and pour this coffee right inside!
  • My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning!
  • Good morning dear friend. Today as I was getting dressed I thought- a good friend is like a good bra: supportive, meant just for me, the perfect fit. Thanks for being my ultimate support system.
  • Good morning, bff, did I mention that you’re my one and only human that I can goof off with, get drunk with, and have midnight chats with that never get old? Well, you are, so congrats to you!
  • Dear friend, good morning to my BFF, best pal for life, wish-I-found-you-sooner human, super genius, know-it-all you. Have a fabulous day, bestie!
  • Hey goofball, I love having you as a friend but don’t forget the sweet treats today- my sweet tooth is itching something crazy. See you soon. Oh yeah… good morning.
Of courser I'm up already! Of course I'm of legal age!
Of courser I’m up already! Of course I’m of legal age!
  • Good morning, octopus! That’s my new nickname for you- someone reminded me recently that friends come and go, but true friends stick to you like an octopus. Thanks for being my bestie.
  • Hey friend, I know we just hung up and it’s only 5am, but I forgot to tell you: good morning!
  • Good morning, friend- I’m so glad that we are both morning people so we don’t have to shoot each other. Morning people hate non-morning people. I couldn’t stand to lose my bestie.
  • Good morning, friend, thanks for letting me cry on your shoulder last night. I know you’re a true friend- now, are you ready to go hunt down that idiot with me?!
  • Good morning, friend, if people only knew how hilarious, funny, and amazing we are together, everyone would want to be a part of our little gang. But to be honest I kind of like it with just me and you. Have a good one, BFF.
  • Good morning friend, just wanted to tell you thanks for being a crucial part of my weird self. Love, your best friend forever.
  • Good morning you stupid human, fart-brain, cheese ball… what? That’s how you know we’re good friends: we can call each other anything and still be BFF’s.
  • Hey friend, good morning. I know life has got you down recently, so call me. I know you can’t laugh at yourself so I will do it for you. After all, what else are friends for? You can count on me.
  • Good morning friend, thanks for being such a sport last night. I was going to try that at my house but the instructions said: don’t try this at home.
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Funny Good Morning Messages For a Workmate / Colleague

  • Today, I wanted to wish my most dedicated workmate, a Good Morning! Unfortunately, he’s already at work, and you’re here! Have a good day, anyway!
  • Good Morning! May the coffee in the office break room be fresh, may the copier actually work, may you get to work at a different branch, for the day!
  • Good Morning to a workmate who consumes more donuts and takes more mid-day naps, than anyone! You are my hero!
  • Good Morning! Working with you is always interesting! Not good or bad, just interesting!
Good Morning. Sure, I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Good Morning. Sure, I’ll be there in 5 minutes.
  • On the first morning I saw you enter the office, I thought, she’s not really going to do anything, and I was right! Have another leisurely day!
  • Good Morning! I always look forward to seeing you at work! You take attention away from what I’m not doing! Here is to a day filled with distractions!
  • Good Morning to the person who I work with! Not my workmate. Just the person who I work with!
  • Good Morning! Working with you is an experience! You decide whether it’s good or bad!
  • Good Morning, workmate! When I picture someone who is efficient and tidy, I see someone else! Here is to coming into the office, anyway!
Good Morning. Smile! Thank god it's Friday!* *[in 4 days]
Good Morning. Smile! Thank god it’s Friday!*
*[in 4 days]
  • Good Morning! Your presence at work reminds me of why I can’t wait to leave, at the end of the work day! Thanks for keeping me motivated!
  • Good Morning! Monday through Friday, nine to five, I get to work alongside someone who arrives at the office, with determination, boosting the morale of all of his workmates…then there’s you! You are also at the office!
  • Sending a Good Morning message to a workmate who is experienced in management! You manage to be late, you manage to never finish anything, you manage to…
  • Good Morning to the person at work who makes everyone wonder! Like, if there are job openings at other companies!
  • Good Morning, workmate! Being around you has inspired me…to quit and find a new job!
  • Good Morning! Working with you is quite a ride! Down a deep, dark tunnel!
Good Manners is everything. Good Morning, motherf***ers!
Good Manners is everything.
Good Morning, motherf***ers!
  • Good Morning! May the work day be brief, and may you catch up on sleep, without getting caught by the boss!
  • Good Morning! I often wonder what it would be like to work with someone who is cooperative, then I look at you…and know that will never happen! Oh, well. Enjoy your day.
  • Good Morning, workmate! You start a lot of work. You never finish it, but you do start it!
  • Good Morning! May the work you evade today, not catch up with you!
  • Good Morning! Working with you is an adventure! Into a forest, full of wild animals!
What do you mean 6 O'CLOCK??!
What do you mean 6 O’CLOCK??!
  • Good morning, co-worker! I am finally here to help, just 4 hours late.
  • Here’s fuel to awaken your senses, improve your outlook, and eliminate your frustrations. In other words, I brought you a cup of coffee. Good morning!
  • Good morning, fellow workers! It’s another day to start positively and end with more to do than we began. Here’s to us!
  • Why is it that every time I wake up early, I have to go to work? At least I get to work with you! Good morning, workmate!
  • In my house, we don’t bother with saying “Good morning.” Those moments have passed. So, to you I say, “busy morning!” and let’s get to work!


  • While we wake up with a positive attitude, it’s always the crazy coworkers that ruin the joy. Here’s to you and me this morning as we keep each other sane. The greatest of mornings to you!
  • Good morning, work friends! Lucky you, my morning grumpiness is gone and my coffee is kicking in.
  • Good morning to my favorite friend at work! I am so glad our boss hired you. Not only are you a great co-worker, but you also know just when to nudge me when I’m sleeping as he walks by.
Good Morning. Let the Rat Race Begin!
Good Morning. Let the Rat Race Begin!
  • May you begin this day as you do every day with a spirit of determination and joy. And, if all else fails, leave work and never return. Good morning, work buddy!
  • Good morning, dear friends! It’s not every day that you get to wake up and see your awesome co-workers. Oh, wait. It is!
  • Good morning, girl! You know if you and I got paid by the time we spend working with stupid folks, we’d be rich already! Oh well, at least we can retire together some day. Don’t forget the donuts!
  • Dear workmate, the boss says to tone down the naps, loud talking, and general slacking today. That’s it. Oh yeah, and good morning.
  • Good morning. The boss is out sick so I’m taking it upon myself to declare today a sick day for us all… go back to bed. Wait, I didn’t hear you scream loud enough. Ok that’s better.
  • Good morning, please give this message to the boss: dear boss, I regret to inform you that I won’t be able to come it today. If he asks why just tell him it’s not Friday.
  • Good morning. Just to let you know I may leave work early today. If the boss tells me to have a good day I’m going to take his advise and go home. After all, he’s the boss.
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Funny Good Morning Messages For Your Love

  • Good Morning, darling! May your coffee be plentiful and your tolerance level be high, with everyone!
  • To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts away me from your breath!
  • This morning, remember that you have my love! Remember this throughout your commute and work day! It will keep you out of jail!
  • Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
  • Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!
  • Good Morning, sweetheart! When I wake up, my first thought is of how you feel, then I get you a cup of coffee, put it down, and back away, slowly!
  • My love, seeing you in the morning is really something! Something good or something bad? I will leave that up to you!
  • Good Morning to the person who annoys me least! Here is to another day of tolerance!
  • Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard!
  • My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
  • Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!
Guess what! It's Monday AGAIN! Good Morning!
Guess what! It’s Monday AGAIN! Good Morning!
  • Good morning, love! There’s nothing like the smell of bacon to wake a person up. So, go ahead and make some for us. Ha!
  • Why is it that it seems we just get snuggled in together and start to fall asleep and the alarm goes off? Mornings are definitely for the birds and not for us.
  • Cock-a-doodle-don’t you dare wake me up early. I love you, but seriously this is not my morning.
  • Every night, I go to bed determined to be productive the following day. When daylight breaks, though, and I see you sleeping next to me, my brain yells, “Yeah, right!” and I snuggle in to sleep again. Here’s to a good morning…tomorrow.
  • I love that God brought us together. From one procrastinator to another… It’s your turn to hit the snooze button. It’s definitely not time to wake up!
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to wake up, my love, boo hoo hoo!
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  • Good morning to the one with whom I can groan about having to wake up. This adulthood stuff is nonsense.
  • Good morning, sunshine! Now, can we go back to sleep?
  • It’s such a good thing we’re in love or we wouldn’t make it past wakeup time after seeing each other with all of the sleep wrinkles and bed head. Good morning to my favorite person to wake up beside!
  • Good morning, love, I left the house early today so I could say this: I love you but dinner better be waiting for me by five.
  • Hey gorgeous, have a good morning today. So far things are going great with us, right? Well, except last night when I nearly set the kitchen on fire. From now on you cook dinner and I’ll take care of dessert.
  • Good morning, sweetie, today I thought to myself: wow, I’m lucky I didn’t wait around for you to find me. Good thing I went out and found you in that stuck elevator… you’re welcome for rescuing you!
  • Hey hot stuff! Good morning. I was wondering if I could borrow a kiss from you- don’t worry, you’ll get it back.
  • Hi and good morning, um, I think we might as well start dating. You left your pants here and my washer is broken.
Have a fine day!
Have a fine day!
  • Good morning, love. I know, I know, I’d love to stay in bed but my coffee needs me. I hope you understand.
  • Good morning, love, just wanted to say you are amazing. With you I skip those butterflies and feel the whole zoo! Have a great day.
  • Good morning, love, just wanted to say you’re my most favorite thing in the whole world- um, well besides cake. Love you.
  • Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.
  • Good morning, I mean, good day… um, this is awkward. Just wanted to say I can’t do this anymore. I’m already in a relationship with food. So sorry.
  • Hi. Just want to say good morning, you sexy thing. That’s all.
  • Good morning, gorgeous, thanks for sleeping with me. Losing teddy was worse than I thought. Thanks for helping me get through it.


Funny Good Morning Messages for Your Classmates

  • I would like mornings better if they didn’t happen before noon. Good morning, classmate!
  • Good morning, buddy! Here’s to spending the next eight hours together trying not to get noticed by the teachers.
  • Friends are like pizza. They come in all shapes and sizes and bring flavor to your days. They are also appreciated best after a long night. Good morning to my awesome friends and classmates!
  • Once upon a time… Nope, too tired. Good morning, classmates.
  • Good morning to those who have been around here long enough to remember when we used to come with smiles on our faces.
  • Of course, I slept well. I wasn’t here, was I?  Good morning and good cheer, classmates!
  • Whether you are popular, not, or somewhere in between, we’re all here to hang on as the hours pass by. Don’t any of you dare let go. Good morning, fellow classmates!
  • Don’t you think saying “good morning” is a little pushy? How about we just stick with, “You’re here. Good job overcoming the obstacles up to this point. You rock”? A little positivity never hurts, kids!
  • Sleep is nothing more than laying still, praying to get some effective beauty sleep, and still waking up looking worse for the ware. Some friend Mother Nature is to us. Here’s to another average morning for all!
  • Classmate, here’s to you this morning. May your eye lids be light and your coffee be strong. Cheers!
It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.
It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.
  • Good morning, genius, I know we have that test today but I was thinking we should just skip it. Let’s go shopping instead. Ok, ok, I’m not that irresponsible: we’ll stop by a bookstore too.
  • Good morning, I just wanted to say that whatever happens today we will get through it. Even if the teacher does start telling us her life stories again. Hang in there.
  • Dear classmate, good morning. This text is to remind you not to forget your homework today. But more importantly, don’t forget MINE. Thanks.
  • Good morning, did you hear what happened to the teacher yesterday? Oops, sorry, teach, disregard this message.
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Funny Good Morning Images

Good Morning. Count on us when no one is around.
Good Morning. Count on us when no one is around.


Be like a proton, babe. Always positive. Have a great day.
Be like a proton, babe. Always positive. Have a great day.


Every time you smile I'm Happy. Good morning, honey!
Every time you smile I’m Happy. Good morning, honey!


Good morning. I can't expresso how much you bean to me.
Good morning. I can’t expresso how much you bean to me.


Good Morning. Yes, I'd looooove some pancakes!
Good Morning. Yes, I’d looooove some pancakes!


repeat after me: good Morning!
repeat after me: good Morning!


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