It’s my Birthday! My Birthday Status for Social Media
Birthdays are special. They mark the continuity of the greatest of treasures – life. On your special day, you mark another year of your victories over the vices of the unpredictable life. We celebrate this special day with friends, families and in recent times, social media families, and it’s celebrated in different ways. The way one might choose to celebrate a birthday might differ from the other person. Now, since happiness and celebration are things that come first from within, you could begin by wishing yourself a happy birthday in your own unique way. This differs from person to person as well.
In our digital times, connecting through Facebook, Instagram or Twitter is quite a standard and your birthday doesn’t go unnoticed. Friends and family updates will always come and notifications to alert of their wishes will be displayed in our account. However, you can often steal some of the glory. It’s simple: all you need to do is to update your status with what you wish yourself or how you feel on your birthday so your friends and family can see it. Here will explore the numerous birthday statuses that one can possibly use on their timelines. These statuses depict a person’s mood on adding another different digit to the number of their years. Use responsibly!
Funny Birthday Status for Myself
One of the best days to thoroughly laugh at yourself is on your birthday! Go ahead and use these status updates on your preferred social media platforms to announce your special day in the most humorous way possible.
- Today, being my Big Day, God, please bless me with a sh*t load of money. Happy birthday to me!
- Hi everyone, please join me in laying my youthful years to rest.
- My birthday cake is so bright I need to wear sunglasses before I can safely stare at it. I bet you haven’t seen any cake cooler than mine!
- Happy birthday to me! I am not old! So if anyone makes the grave mistake of calling me old, I wouldn’t hesitate hitting them with my walking stick.
- Only truly brave people enter into the land of old age! Happy birthday to one of the bravest persons on earth – me!
- It is true that I might be aging, but at least I’m still alive! And what’s more, I’m drawing closer to my pension! Happy birthday to me.
- On my birthday, I have just realized that gravity is my greatest enemy. All the same, happy birthday to me!
- God, if you want to make me infinitely happy on my birthday today, please make my economy incredibly good this year.
- I can’t believe it’s my birthday again! I really need to slow it down before I start looking like Keith Richards’ twin.
- It’s my birthday, and I shall count my blessings instead of the damn wrinkles on my face, so help me God!
- I lit up all the candles on my cake to kick start my birthday celebration only for one of my scared neighbors to call the fire department because he thought my whole apartment was on fire!
- Wishing the one and only me a super duper happy birthday! I guess this is the right time for me to increase my font size to the almighty “Billboard”.
- I’m not saying I’m aging, but now I understand what they mean when they say after 30, one’s body develops a mind of its own.
- Happy birthday to the sweetest man/woman in the world – me! I’m so sweet that if you touch, me you’ll certainly get diabetes!
- Wishing a fabulous birthday to one of the world’s youngest and most gorgeous individuals – me! I bet all my retirement savings that I’m the coolest person in the world!
- My apartment is really hot! I don’t know whether it’s because of the candles on my birthday cake or just global warming. All the same, I hope I have a great day.
- Happy birthday to me. If the good die young, I certainly ain’t one of the world’s good guys.
- Today is my birthday, and I swear I will take up arms to defend myself against anyone who tells me I have become old.
- Dear God, on my birthday, please make me live long without making me old. That’s all I ask of you.
- If aging were money, I am hundred percent sure by now I would be richer than Bill Gates.
- Finally I have reached that age where it is increasingly becoming a good idea to start lying about my age.
- Hurrah! Today I induct myself into the Aging Hall of Fame!
- God, since today is my special day, I ask just one special favor from you. Please, make my life as cool as I pretend it is on Facebook and Instagram!
- I salute myself on this occasion of joining the prestigious club of the aged.
- Happy birthday to me! I wish I could resist the temptation to count the candles illuminating my cake and focus on counting my blessings.
- Happy birthday to me! They say my young and wild days are gone, but I seriously beg to differ. Those days have just begun! Watch and see!
- On my Big Day, I commend myself for being the recipient of the “Most Wonderful Person in the World” award! I certainly will keep this up.
- Since getting old is not for sissies, I must be the world’s most courageous person.
- Dear self, celebrate this birthday knowing that at this point in your life, you do yourself a great favor lying about your real age. Happy birthday!
- Oh God of mercy, so finally I make my entry into the kingdom of the old farts of the world. Damn!
- Yes, I’ve finally gotten to that age where scrolling down to choose my year of birth on a website takes forever.
- With the loads of candles on my birthday cake, I have no doubts in my mind that this month’s heating bill is going to ridiculously low. I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present.
- Another birthday! God please slow it down.
- I might be aging and developing saggy skin, but I take solace in the fact that most people my age are dead.
- As I mark this great day of my life, I can’t help but ask myself time and again the question: “Where is my youth?”
- I have finally reached the point of my life where my spectacles is probably more important to me than sex. Happy birthday to me!
- Happy birthday to me! Hmm. There used to be a time when this age seemed so old it would never come!
- They say in everything we should give thanks to God, for He alone knows what is best for us. So dear God, I thank you for making me age on my birthday today.
- Happy birthday to me! You know you’re getting old when your knees buckle instead of your belt.
- If aging were an arms race, I would definitely have more stockpiles of nuclear weapons than Russia and America put together!
- I will not let myself feel sad just because I’m growing old, for there are tons of pluses to old age. For example, in a hostage situation, I certainly would be one of the first to be freed (:
- My birthday wish for myself is that God will make me grow so old that my peers will think I never made it to heaven.
- Dear Lord, for making me age the way you have done, the least you can do for me is bless me with a fat bank account.
My Birthday Status for Facebook | Wishes to Self
Facebook has revolutionized how we wish ourselves and each other happy birthday. Besides the written wishes, there are several pictures, applications, emoticons and videos that can be uploaded on Facebook to announce birthdays. Here are some birthday status updates:
- I have enjoyed all the past years with my family but today I’m going to enjoy my birthday with my friends and family on Facebook. Happy birthday to me.
- May this day bring happiness and a life filled with happiness peace and serenity to me.
- Birthdays are really good for me. The more birthdays I have, the longer I live and of course, the wiser I get.
- Hope my birthday will blossom into a lot of dreams come true! Happy birthday to me.
- I’d say “Happy new year” to me, as today marks the beginning of yet another great year for ME, packed with blessings and favor. I wish ME a happy birthday.
- Hey Everyone! It’s another merry day to eat, drink and rejoice, because it is my birthday. Happy Merry birthday to me.
- Words alone can possibly not express how happy I am to celebrate another year of my life with you my friends! Happy Birthday to me.
- Birthdays tell us to eat more and cake. Please eat some to celebrate with me my birthday…as they say birthday cakes have no calories.
Some of the update statuses may also reflect the appreciative nature of the birthday owner to his/her friends and family.
- Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of my birthday with your lovely messages. Happy birthday to me with more joy added to our friendships in the coming year.
- Thank you for my birthday messages. It’s definitely becoming a birthday to remember and I pray the same goodwill continues throughout the New Year in my life. Happy awesome birthday to me.
- Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for us. Thank you my Facebook family for making my birthday as memorable even as the day progresses.
- I want to thank everyone for my special day, today being my birthday come please join me as I celebrate. Happy birthday to me it’s an awesome day.
Some birthday wish updates may bear a lot of wisdom and discernment yet with a funny twist to lighten the day as below.
- Nature uses birthdays to make us eat more cake J. I am another year older, and wiser too. A birthday is just a finger post on the road of getting older and wiser. I’m just awesome. I`m more than just one a year older, I’m also one year better… and prettier. Don’t envy me, y’all. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, let’s celebrate.
- My friend got me a fossil and it reminded of someone’s birthday which is today. Take a guess… that’s me. Happy birthday to me.
- No wise man ever wished to be younger and now that I am getting older, I feel old enough to know better, yet young enough to do it. Happy birthday to me.
- May I live as long as I want to, and may I want to live as long as I celebrate this beautiful beginning of another year. To a beautiful life! Happy birthday to me.
- When I die (on my 100th birthday) I wish to be on a beach house in some exotic place and my friends so upset they have to drop the ongoing fun. Happy birthday to me as I add one more year to my portfolio.
- Life’s usefulness lies not in its length but in how you apply it. I count the many years I have lived yet be able to look back and say that was worth it. I wish myself many more such years as I enter another great year in my life. Happy birthday to me.
- One more year of existence gone, I vow to make this new year of my life count. Happy birthday to me on this beautiful day as I make myself more useful, resourceful and happier.
- Birthdays are special moments for each one but as we expect birthday wishes from family and friends, we can also appreciate ourselves by putting up adorable, encouraging and appreciative messages updates on our Facebook wall to mark the day.
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