Birthday Wishes According to People’s Professions
Our job is each and every one’s path upon which we walk in our daily lives. The choice of the profession makes one’s life different from the life of others. It is this difference that might turn out to be difficult to explain when you look at somebody else’s job. This distance between occupations may be the source of humor when it comes to wishing someone “Happy Birthday”, but also an inspiration and a blessing.
Here are our tailor-made wishes for people of various professions. You might find this funny and it will definitely come in handy, so get inspired by our wishes or use them as they are! You can also share one of our pics on social media to spread the word.
Birthday wishes for astronomers
- If I missed your birthday today, it would really be a black hole on my important celebrations’ list.
- In case you’ve been studying celestial bodies and have found them in a familiar position, it must be your birthday coming up.
- I know that when people say that “stars line up” you understand something completely different, but in everyday language it’s your birthday!
Birthday wishes for advertisers
- I’ve been trying to find nice words to wrap up my feelings for your birthday, but I guess the product is best presented bare. Happy Birthday!
- Your birthday doesn’t need more publicity. Such a celebration is in our conscience already!…
- If I said that your birthday is a niche market, I’d have to buy you a present -again.
Birthday wishes for accountants
- I tried to calculate your age today, but I realized I had to a call a specialist. Any help?
- Today, if you say there’s something more difficult to declare than annual incomes, I’ll show some understanding.
Birthday wishes for air-stewardesses and flight attendants
- Happy Birthday! May the always uplifting part of you keep flying us high!
- I’m sure part of what you do is to try to defy time, but you look lovely after all these years in the air, so have good flights and Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for computer programmers
- For age=1 to current, repeat parties until drop dead.
- I recently tried to count the great times we’ve had together; but fell in an endless loop. Happy Birthday!
- The world needs an app that will take a picture and subtract the right number of years so that they lie believably about their age. Do you know what I mean?
Birthday wishes for hoteliers
- The best guest you might have is a professional age reducer. But you’ll have to serve millions of breakfasts until you find one.
- Staying at your hotel is like an endless trip towards my next birthday. Until then, let’s celebrate yours!
Birthday wishes for judges
- I know how difficult it must have been to convict someone at your age, knowing how it feels.
- We shouldn’t be too harsh on time, your honor. As I’m looking at you, it seems equally just on all of us. And with that, I rest my case and grab my piece of cake.
Birthday wishes for journalists
- The only story I wouldn’t cover if I were you, is the birthday party where you would reveal your age. That should be censored, indeed.
- When it’s your birthday, freedom of expression is only limited to the stories of the last few years…
- I am one of the people that could easily reveal your true age. But it would be scandalous – and I like your birthday parties.
Birthday wishes for TV/radio presenters
- Stay with us as we find out this presenter’s real age, right after these messages.
- Age doesn’t matter on the screen. They used to put make up on you when you were really young, too, anyway…
- I’m glad to see that your voice hasn’t changed at all throughout your career. And, here, have a birthday mask!
Birthday wishes for managers
- Your staff would gladly spend all the money of the raise you were about to give them on your birthday present!
- Happy Birthday and don’t let any of your fired employees make you think you haven’t been a good manager.
- I know that you’d like your age in years to tend to zero, just like unforeseen expenses, but there is always a certain number…
Birthday wishes for economists
- Ministries could apply taxation on the alcohol we are going to consume tonight in order to get over any financial crisis.
- A crisis is just the broken promise of the birthday party organizer that the fun would be infinite.
Birthday wishes for script writers
- Scene 1, interior, living room, you are blowing the birthday cake candles. Scene 2, interior, kitchen, you are having your 100th drink. Scene 3, interior, bathroom, you are letting yourself go. We’ve seen this film before!
- Coming up with a story where people are only happier when they grow up is actually starting a sci-fi production. Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for actors / actresses
- In case you feel that age hast changed you at the least, don’t worry. We can always correct that in post production.
- I’m happy to know a person whose beauty can only compete with their boldness while acting in public!
Birthday wishes for film directors
- I suppose you often feel that life is this spectacular montage of great moments, so let’s keep the outtakes and the scenes from the cutting room floor for tomorrow…
- So happy to see your life is like a movie: as a result it is much more than the actual sums of its parts. Happiest of birthdays!
Birthday wishes for fashion designers
- You can’t wear the same clothes as the ones you wore at last year’s party. And I’m not saying you shouldn’t because it’s your job…
- Oscar Wilde said that “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months”, but I can’t find any quotes of his about his precious age that changed once a year.
Birthday wishes for graphic designers
- It’s your birthday today! In order to present and promote it adequately, you’ll need a logo, a profile, official merchandise… or, perhaps, a birthday cake will do!
- A perfect birthday party with your friends is the absolute depiction of your feelings on that day! Have fun!
- I sent you a birthday card with some wishes on it, but I guess you considered it ‘a text block’, and didn’t read it, as usually. Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for painters & illustrators
- Age is the painting which you can never lay the last brush upon, but also one where the canvas is unlimited.
- Feeling great on your birthday -like you always do- is still a human sentiment waiting to be more frequently illustrated. Enjoy!
Birthday wishes for writers
- I can’t understand why your latest book’s sales were so low. I believe “All my lady friends’ true age” was really well-written.
- Enjoy the course of your life like a fascinating book that ends with an unprecedented climax. Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for doctors
- Medicine might have advanced, but they say there’s still no cure for the common birthday!
- I think that health is a primary necessity in case you want to drop the meanest party of the year – that might make you rather sick after all! Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for medical students
- May your years be numerous; you are going to need them to finish this school!
- For scientifically unknown causes, human biology is always disturbed at the view of the birthday cake.
Birthday wishes for dentists
- A person’s bright smile on their birthday might either reveal a young age or a good dentist.
- Having your teeth fixed on your birthday might seem like an effort to avoid talking about your age.
Birthday wishes for lawyers
- The state could pass a legislation to proclaim celebrating birthdays illegal, but then people would be tempted to go on 3 million trials a day.
- Asking about one’s age on their birthday should always be objected as irrelevant.
Birthday wishes for pilots
- Reaching this year’s birthday might seem like a long flight, but it’s easy to get somewhere when somebody else is flying the plane. Happy Birthday!
- Fly high in the sky, stay safe and happy, and remember that, on your birthday, we might want to land on solid ground and have a drink!
Birthday wishes for truck drivers
- Travel all the distances you can, carry any load, but nothing seems to a more important achievement than reaching your birthday safe & sound. May you live long & happily!
- Life is a transportation trip: it pays when you cover distances knowing well what you can gain when you reach your destination. Happy Birthday!
Birthday wishes for taxi drivers
- Give people a lift, but, in the end, don’t forget to drive where your heart leads you. Happy Birthday!
- Today, forget the cab, take a break and celebrate your birthday! The world will get where they wanted to go anyway…
Birthday wishes for gym instructors
- If you’re looking for the gym room, I’ll have to remind you we’re in your birthday party! Let’s practice on something else, instead! Candle blowing, maybe?
- Dancing till we drop is this night’s best aerobic exercise! So let’s START!
Birthday wishes for runners
- Deep inside me I know I can make you blow the birthday cake candles without running after you in the park! Happy Birthday!
- Let’s party for your birthday tonight! For a difference, let’s try to keep fit by eating some cake and having some drinks. I guess it won’t work, but it will definitely be FUN!
Best Wishes for an Architect
- You are the most incredible architect and have built yourself a spectacular life! May this new year bring you more exciting new projects and challenges! Happy Birthday to you!
- Happy Birthday to an amazing future architect! You are the creator of the design which your own life will be based upon, so make sure to make it a good one!
- You are intelligent, talented, and one amazing friend. May your professional successes only be outdone by the happiness you have in life! Happy Birthday to you.
Birthday Wishes for Entrepreneurs
- Happy Birthday! I hope you party it up, get crazy, and rake in the dough like Sir Richard Branson!
- Happy Birthday to one awesome aspiring entrepreneur! You are intelligent, talented, and definitely will be going far in life! May this year be your best year yet!
Birthday Wishes for Our Hotel Guests
- Warmest wishes on your special day! We are so glad you decided to spend your birthday celebration with us!
- Happy Birthday to you! If there is anything we can do to make your stay extra special please don’t hesitate to ask! Warmest Regards,
- Best Wishes to a wonderful guest! You’re one-in-a-million and we appreciate you. May your day have plenty of laughter and love!
- Happy Birthday to someone we value and appreciate. Thank you for choosing to spend your special day with us! Warmest Wishes!
Best Wishes for My Clients
- I just wanted to take a minute to let you know that I appreciate you! I hope you have a wonderful day spent with your family and family! Best Wishes on your special day!
- You are one-in-a-million and a dream client! May your birthday be one of sweet overindulgence and a barrel of laughs!
- May your day be special and full of good cheer! You are a wonderful client and I appreciate your patronage and support!
- Your patronage and friendship mean the world to us! May your birthday bring you amazing joy and fantastic fun! Warmest Birthday Wishes to you from all of us!
Best Wishes for Gardeners
- Happy Birthday to you! May your birthday be a garden full of laughter and love!
- Best Wishes on your birthday! Always remember that you’re never too old to enjoy getting down and dirty….in a garden!
Best Wishes for Plumbers
- Happy Birthday to a special, talented plumber! It takes a special person to do the kind of work you do! You are appreciated more than you know!
- Best Wishes to someone who isn’t afraid to get down and dirty! May your day be full of laughter, love, and lots of cake and ice cream!
Best Wishes for Marble Workers
- Happy Birthday to someone who is not only talented, but also a beautiful person. May your day be special and full of love and happiness!
- Happy Birthday to you! You are the most incredible, gifted, amazing marble worker I’ve ever known! You’re the only marble worker I’ve ever known but—that doesn’t matter! You’re a ‘10’ in my book! May your day be swirled with only happiness and love!
Best Wishes for Football Coaches
- May your birthday be one tremendous touchdown! Happy Birthday to you! You are one-in-a-million!
- Happy Birthday to the greatest coach in the world! Best Wishes to you on your special day!
- Happy Birthday to one fantastic football coach! May your day be full of laughter, friendship, and some really delicious cake!! Cheers to the world’s greatest coach!
- Touchdown! Happy Birthday to you! You are a wonderful role model, friend, and coach! Best Wishes on your big day!
Best Wishes for Footballers
- Score! Happy Birthday to you! May you have a year full of awesome accomplishments and plenty of laughter and crazy good fun!
- Touchdown! Cheers to you on your special day! May your birthday be one for the record books! Best Wishes to one amazing, talented guy!
Best Wishes for Hairdressers
- You are one cut above the rest! Happy Birthday to you! Thank you for keeping me looking fabulous!
- Best Wishes to the world’s greatest hairdresser! You are much more than someone who cuts my hair! You are my shrink, friend, and comedic relief!! Happy Birthday, awesome lady!
Best Wishes for Photographers
- Happy Birthday! You are one great shot above the rest! Best wishes to you as you celebrate your special day. May it be full of laughter, love, and plenty of cheer!
- To the world’s most talented photographer! You are an incredible photographer but an even more incredible person! I am so honored to call you my friend! Happy Birthday to you! May you have the most amazing day!
Birthday Wishes for Vocalists
- You have the voice of an angel and the looks of a Greek goddess! May your birthday be something you will be influenced to write a Grammy-award winning song about! Happy Birthday to you!
- May you be singing sweet songs today as your celebrate your special day! You are talented and have a beautiful soul! Best Wishes to you on your birthday!
Birthday Wishes for Musicians
- Happy Birthday! I hope you have a jammin’ slammin’ birthday! You are the most amazing, talented person I know!
- Wishing you a crazy birthday without any cryin’ and plenty of sweet emotion! I don’t want to miss a thing on your big day! Dream on, my not-so jaded friend!
Birthday Wishes for String Players
- If you decided to have a no-strings-attached relationship, would anyone take that seriously as you pluck your strings? Happy Birthday!
- I hope you have a fantastic birthday my sweet and talented friend! You are an amazing string player and an even more amazing friend! Best wishes on your special day!
- Wishing you a truly wonderful birthday. May this year bring you even more successes and an abundance of happiness!
Birthday Wishes for Guitarists
- What do Eddie Van Halen, Slash, and Jimmy Page have in common?! They’re all kick butt guitar players like yourself! Happy Birthday to one of the most talented guitar players in the world!
- Happy Birthday to you! You are one of the greatest guitar players and an even more incredible human being! I am so honored to be able to call you my friend! May your day be full of laughter, love, and friendship!
Birthday Wishes for Drummers
- What do Ring Starr and Dave Lombardo have in common? They are right up there with you in being one of the best drummers EVER! May you have a totally rockin’ birthday, my friend!
- Play hard and party harder! Happy Birthday to my majorly kick butt friend and one of the best drummers I’ve ever known!
Happy Birthday Wishes for Rockers
- Happy Birthday!! It’s time to party like a rock star! I hope your birthday is a head-banging success!
- I hope you have a really rocking good time on your special day!!
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- Happy Birthday! I hope you age better than Keith Richards and are as lucky in love as Lenny Kravitz.