Clever Christmas captions for Instagram

30 Clever Christmas Captions for Your Holiday Photos

What better way to spread some holiday cheer than with clever Christmas captions for your Instagram photos? Whether you’re snapping a selfie with Santa or a group shot of your friends and family, these clever captions will add some extra festive fun to your feed and will make your Instagram posts stand out!

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Clever Christmas Captions for Your Group Shots

For clever Christmas captions that are perfect for group shots, you could choose one of the following:

  • The only thing better than one Christmas miracle is a whole group of them.
  • Our family is a little bit crazy and a lot loud… but we wouldn’t have it any other way.
  • We all have our own idea of what the perfect family looks like.
  • The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.
  • The more the merrier… especially when there’s wine.
  • All I want for Christmas is a big group of friends to drink wine with.
  • We may not be related by blood, but we’re family by choice… and wine.
  • Our family is like a gingerbread house… a little bit of everything, but held together with love.
  • The only thing better than one great Christmas photo is a whole album full of them.

Clever Christmas Captions for Your Selfies

For a clever Christmas caption with a touch of humor, try one of these:

  • Trying to look like a nice person… but it’s only Christmas once a year.
  • Had to get my Christmas shopping done early… because procrastination is my middle name.
  • Found the perfect Christmas present for myself: a big box of wine.”

If you prefer a clever Christmas caption that’s also a little sassy, take a look on these:

  • This is what getting coal in your stocking looks like.
  • I’m not saying I don’t like Christmas… I’m just saying I like wine more.
  • Christmas calories don’t count, right?”

Clever Christmas Captions for Your Food Photos

Try on of these Christmas captions that will make your food photos look even more delicious!

  • No one does Christmas like my family… especially when it comes to eating.
  • Deck the halls with boughs of holly… and lots of wine.
  • Christmas dinner is the only time of year when it’s socially acceptable to stuff your face.
  • Christmas calories don’t count… right?

Clever Christmas Captions for Your Holiday Photos

Whether you’re snapping a photo of your holiday decorations or a festive cocktail, these clever Christmas captions will add some extra holiday cheer to your feed.

  • Deck the halls… and every other room in my house.
  • My idea of a perfect Christmas is lots of food and wine.
  • Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year… for drinking.
  • Cheers to a happy and magical holiday season!
  • May your days be merry and bright… and may all your Christmases be white.

Smart Christmas Captions for Your Loved Ones

If you’re looking for something clever and heartwarming, check these captions below:

  • A little bit of love is the best way to spread holiday cheer.
  • Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year… and also the busiest!
  • Wishing you all the happiness your holiday can hold.
  • It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
  • The festive season is here! May your holiday be filled with love and joy!
  • Christmas is a time for giving, sharing, and spreading joy!”

Whatever clever Christmas caption you choose, make sure it brings a smile to your face and anyone who sees it. After all, that’s what the holidays are all about!

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He has an MBA in Tourism, and is an avid city photographer. His recent work on street photography in Athens, Greece can be found on his website