Funny Birthday Quotes for My Boyfriend
Birthdays are sentimental but they can also be fun and spontaneous. Nothing warms the heart like sweet and thoughtful birthday wishes from the heart, especially when it’s for the special man in your life. A good laugh also warms the heart. When you’re thinking about blessing your boyfriend with a wonderful gift for his birthday, don’t forget to share some humorous birthday wishes. Light-hearted, funny, but sincere birthday wishes from your heart to his will certainly lighten the mood. Here are some funny and witty birthday wishes you can share with your boyfriend.
Funny Birthday Wishes for my Boyfriend
- You are too hot to handle, but that’s why I love you. Happy birthday, honey.
- Birthdays are so overrated. I just wanted an excuse for some birthday cake. But jokes aside, I love you and that’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
- My boyfriend is so talented! You always know just what to say to tick me off and pick me right back up again. Love always, Happy Birthday, Baby.
- Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
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- Happy birthday, Baby. I took my sweet time picking out the perfect birthday gift for you. So, you’d better love it or this will be a very unhappy birthday.
- You’ve been a very good boy this year. I’ve trained you well. So I figured I make your birthday a very special one. Happy Birthday!
- Dear Boyfriend, If you feel like an old fart, just remember that there is always someone much older than you and much closer to the grave. Have a fantastic birthday, old man!
- You are the most thoughtful boyfriend ever. You always come up with the newest and sweetest ways to work on my nerves. But I love you anyway. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, boyfriend! I’d offer you warm wishes but I know that all you really want is lots of birthday kisses.
- For your birthday, you get me! I’m an upgrade from your last girlfriend. Happy birthday, sweetie!
- Don’t act a fool for your birthday. You may be able to get away with it today, but tomorrow I will repay you. Happy Birthday!
- You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
Witty and Smart Wishes
- Happy Birthday, to the best boyfriend in the world. I wanted to plan you a surprise birthday party but we all know that I can’t keep a secret.
- You’re the best boyfriend on some days. On most days, you’re a lot to deal with. Have a happy birthday.
- I know that I can be hormonal. But after being your girlfriend, I’m convinced of the possibility that you too have a visit from mother nature every month. Happy Birthday to you.
- Dear Boyfriend, I’ve never met such a hard-working boyfriend. You put in long hard hours on the sofa and give so much of your efforts in sports watching. Keep up the good work, babe. Wishing you a happy birthday.
- Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow. Enjoy your special day.
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- I have the hottest boyfriend in town. Thanks for making all the girls jealous. Happy Birthday, sexy!
- Happy Birthday to the man who makes my blood pressure rise. Love you always!
- Congrats, babe! You’re officially too old to count all the candles on your birthday cake.
- You may be a manly man, but you are as sweet as can be. Have a great birthday!
- My dear boyfriend: I know you love to stunt in front of your friends. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone that you’re really a mommy’s boy. Happy Birthday!
- They say it’s the thought that counts. So I thought I’d save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, happy birthday!
- Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.
- Happy Birthday, Baby! Being your girlfriend rocks. Except on your birthday because you have expensive taste.
- Forget about your age. Just have fun! It will catch up with you later when you find that your body can’t handle your lifestyle. Enjoy your wonderful birthday!
- Have a great birthday! I hope this year you will reach your fullest potential…if only you would get off the couch.
- Happy Birthday to my cuddle buddy…except when it’s my time of the month. Then DON’T touch me!
- I’m not clingy, I just never want to let you out of my sight…ever! Have a happy birthday, dear!
- I realized my boyfriend’s prettier than me because he takes twice as long to get ready in the morning. How is that possible? Happy Birthday, pretty boy!
- Happy birthday from your last and only girlfriend!
Celebrity status Boyfriend wishes
- Tonight my birthday gift to you will be having me alone in a dark room. Tonight my birthday gift to myself will be imagining you’re Christian Grey. Now that’s a birthday to remember! Happy Birthday!
- You’re good looking like Channing Tatum, mysterious like Johnny Depp, and funny like Adam Sandler. I couldn’t ask for more in a boyfriend. I love you and happy birthday!
- I love you because you’re amazing, but also because you resemble my Hollywood crush… Ryan Reynolds.
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- You remind me of my favorite Twilight characters. You have eyes like Edward and lips like Jacob. You are truly the man of my dreams. Have a happy birthday and stay good lookin’!
- You’re no George Clooney, but you still make my blood rush. Happy Birthday, Honey.
- You’re my Jay Z and I’m your Beyoncé. Together, we’re unstoppable. Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.
- Honey, you don’t need Matt Damon looks to have my heart. But if you had Matt Damon money, that would help a lot. Happy Birthday!
- You’ve got moves like Jagger and I love it. Happy Birthday!