A Laugh for Breakfast | Funny Good Morning Messages
It’s never too early for a smile. Sure, if you are not the morning kind, we’ll let you have a sip of that coffee, then another, then finish of the whole cup, but then what reason do you have not to start the day off with a laugh?
Well, in no case would we like to push you, but if you combine these two proverbs, you’ll see how important morning laughing is: Greeks say “The start is the half of everything” and a Jewish proverb claims that “As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul”. Think about it, there must probably not be anything more refreshing and healthy than a laugh for breakfast. Share these funny good morning messages and images, and spread this… healthy way of saying “Good morning, world!”
Funny Good Morning Messages For a Friend
- Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
- Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!
- As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
- Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!
- Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!
- Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to.
- Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, friend! Have a nice nap!
- Sending you a Good Morning message, knowing it won’t reach you, until the afternoon! Have a good day, friend!
- Friend, someday you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep!
- Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!
- Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!
- Good Morning to a friend who does not know when to quit, mainly because he never starts! Have a restful day!
- Good Morning to my friend! Here is to forgetting about responsibilities and relaxing, all day! You know, the same thing that you do, every day!
- Good Morning to a friend who never stresses about anything, because you are always asleep!
- You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a Good Morning afterwards!
- [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > Snooze], [Alarm > SNOOZE, MAN, is this alarm clock stubborn or what? Good Morning, anyway…
- Good Morning to the only friend I have who likes getting up in the morning! Have a good day, weirdo!
- It’s a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!
Funny Good Morning Messages For a Workmate
- Today, I wanted to wish my most dedicated workmate, a Good Morning! Unfortunately, he’s already at work, and you’re here! Have a good day, anyway!
- Good Morning! May the coffee in the office break room be fresh, may the copier actually work, may you get to work at a different branch, for the day!
- Good Morning to a workmate who consumes more donuts and takes more mid-day naps, than anyone! You are my hero!
- Good Morning! Working with you is always interesting! Not good or bad, just interesting!
- On the first morning I saw you enter the office, I thought, she’s not really going to do anything, and I was right! Have another leisurely day!
- Good Morning! I always look forward to seeing you at work! You take attention away from what I’m not doing! Here is to a day filled with distractions!
- Good Morning to the person who I work with! Not my workmate. Just the person who I work with!
- Good Morning! Working with you is an experience! You decide whether it’s good or bad!
- Good Morning, workmate! When I picture someone who is efficient and tidy, I see someone else! Here is to coming into the office, anyway!
- Good Morning! Your presence at work reminds me of why I can’t wait to leave, at the end of the work day! Thanks for keeping me motivated!
- Good Morning! Monday through Friday, nine to five, I get to work alongside someone who arrives at the office, with determination, boosting the morale of all of his workmates…then there’s you! You are also at the office!
- Sending a Good Morning message to a workmate who is experienced in management! You manage to be late, you manage to never finish anything, you manage to…
- Good Morning to the person at work who makes everyone wonder! Like, if there are job openings at other companies!
- Good Morning, workmate! Being around you has inspired me…to quit and find a new job!
- Good Morning! Working with you is quite a ride! Down a deep, dark tunnel!
- Good Morning! May the work day be brief, and may you catch up on sleep, without getting caught by the boss!
- Good Morning! I often wonder what it would be like to work with someone who is cooperative, then I look at you…and know that will never happen! Oh, well. Enjoy your day.
- Good Morning, workmate! You start a lot of work. You never finish it, but you do start it!
- Good Morning! May the work you evade today, not catch up with you!
- Good Morning! Working with you is an adventure! Into a forest, full of wild animals!
Funny Good Morning Messages For Your Love
- Good Morning, darling! May your coffee be plentiful and your tolerance level be high, with everyone!
- To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts away me from your breath!
- This morning, remember that you have my love! Remember this throughout your commute and work day! It will keep you out of jail!
- Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
- Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!
- Good Morning, sweetheart! When I wake up, my first thought is of how you feel, then I get you a cup of coffee, put it down, and back away, slowly!
- My love, seeing you in the morning is really something! Something good or something bad? I will leave that up to you!
- Good Morning to the person who annoys me least! Here is to another day of tolerance!
- Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard!
- My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
- Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!